There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders. Adam Rex
Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.
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Lady Gaga
It can take years to mold a dream. It takes only a fraction of a second for it to be shattered.
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Mary E. Pearson
Crap.It's all crap. Living is crap. Life has no meaning. None. Nowhere to be found. Crap. Why doesn't anybody realize this?
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KSke Hasegawa
Name the different kinds of people, ’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’Bod thought for a moment. ‘The living, ’ he said. ‘Er. The dead.’ He stopped. Then, ‘... Cats?’ he offered, uncertainly.
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Neil Gaiman
Your faith is your conscience, and your conscience is your faith. You cannot have faith without a conscience, but you can have a conscience without faith. Man was designed to be good with or without religion, yet the challenge for many is staying good. Some...
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Suzy Kassem
More Quotes By Adam Rex
Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID, " said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. 'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN." Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
What part of Canada are you from, honey?"" T H E LEFT PART, " said Jay.
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G.""Sausages.
Jay lurched in one direction, jerked back, lurched in another, tripped for no reason. He finally made it through a gauntlet of invisible obstacles and crouched behind a water fountain shaped like a hippopotamous throwing up.
This is where you all live?" Asked John as they ascended the stairs. "It's small."" This is just our Thanksgiving house, " Scott muttered. "We have a house for every day of the year.
